And I'm not kidding, either. I read the second half as he was sitting at his computer a few feet away and I kept snorting and laughing, causing him to look back at me with a very "what the fuck are you on?" look on his face.
I adore The Oatmeal and think it's rather hilarious. I also adore cats and think they're adorable, furry little satans running around, ruling our lives, plotting our eventual demise.
Be nice to the cats, guys. They'll eventually be our overlords.