My boyfriend was concerned for my sanity
![How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You - Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal](http://booklikes.com/photo/max/200/300/upload/books/f/0/f068739b4cc91f3e1865052a38b1b296.jpg)
And I'm not kidding, either. I read the second half as he was sitting at his computer a few feet away and I kept snorting and laughing, causing him to look back at me with a very "what the fuck are you on?" look on his face.
I adore The Oatmeal and think it's rather hilarious. I also adore cats and think they're adorable, furry little satans running around, ruling our lives, plotting our eventual demise.
Be nice to the cats, guys. They'll eventually be our overlords.